Sacrilege.

Sam: The latest book from the people responsible for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Android Karenina. Seriously.

Me: That makes me sad.

Sam: Yeah. From a review, it "lives up to its promise to make Tolstoy 'awesomer.' it just doesn't capture the depth of feeling of its source."

Me: Wow.

Sam: Yeah. Makes me feel bad that I never actually finished the original.

Me: Trust me: it can't get more awesome.